Theonomy Jokes
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Arguments against God's law often rely upon equivocation and linguistic ambiguity. It is interesting that jokes often do the same thing:
Bank manager: "You still owe us eight thousand, three hundred, ten dollars."
Me: "You don't understand. all my debts have been paid, by Jesus."
Judge: "I hereby sentence you to death by electrocution."
Criminal: "You don't understand, judge. I'm now a Christian. And the apostle Paul, in Romans 8:1 says 'there is no longer any condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus.'"
Judge: "I hereby ...."
Criminal: "Judge not!"
